February 22, 2023

We all have that one friend... 

Keep your circle small, the blunts comes back faster to you

Weed is in my soul, weed is my weapon, weed is my religion

Weed and happiness

Mary jane is and will always be my valentine

 

Do you know what goes great with weed?

If weed all smoke a bong, weed all get a long 

Marijuana is an energy... 

Smoke weed and love yourself

Coffee to start the day, weed to get me through... 

Come in, we're high... 

Be the successful stoner that society says doesn't exist

 Don't Care Bear

I'm High, but am I high enough? 

Mary Jane Keeps Me Sane

Daily Cannabis helped me achieve five years living alcohol-free

 I'm the green sheep of the family

Smoking weed give me the patience to...

Less Ego, More Weed

I smoke weed because punching people is frowned upon!

How about we take this to the bedroom, I whispered this to my blunt

 Life is ruff... Take a puff... 

Anything you can do, I can do stoned

 A joint a day keeps the bad mood away

Weed Twitter is much more peaceful than normal twitter

Whatever I do, I do it better stoned!

Heaven is full of weed

Happy Weednesday

"Smoke your weed, drink water and mind your business you'll see what piece is."

I've got 99 problems and 420 solutions

I love weed, and so do you

I'm a bong half full kinda guy

The cookies are edibles!!

Where the weed tasting at? 

 A blunt a day keeps the demands away

Happiness is a bag of weed

I'll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me

Weed my lips

Cannabis heals the pain

A day without weed

Sex, weed and coffee

 

A bong rip!

It totally looks like New York

I caught two kids smoking pot

How to kidnap me 

 Smoking marijuana and hunting with my dog!

Do you want to smoke weed? 

I'd totally do the same thing on my wedding, sorry mom, but you are getting high tonight!

I'm blunt cuz God rolled me that way!

Why Gary Chambers smoked a blunt in his ad? 

Positive mind, positive vibe, positive

Historical figure you wanna smoke weed with? 

Follow your heart..

Legalize Marijuana in Florida

 I'm a little high maintenance.. 

A share love of cannabis could be the spark in a relationship

Get closer we're going to get high and overthink

Shout out to all functional stoners

Wake, bake and caffeinate

 They should call marijuana dispensaries gas stations

You're the bud to my bowl, and the slide to my bong

You're the toke to my high, and the cheech to my chong

What does smoking marijuana do? 

 A stoner's house rules

 

Marijuana Lube

A dude taking a shit! 

Young people denied jobs because they were arrested for smoking marijuana

 

Life happens, weed helps

Dear marijuana, I fucking love you bitch!

High Five!

Nothing wrong with being the only one smoking pot at the party

Why flying drunk when you could fly high! 

Does weed make you not believe in God?

Smoking weed doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn't make you a good person 

Not just stupid people.... Just people.

Smoking Pot

Marijuana can cause memory loss.. 

Alexa, Roll Me A Blunt, and skip to Friday! 

Marijuana needs to be treated more like wine and less like heroin

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck

When weed in your system

Who held you down in 2021?

Best pothead Pickup Line! 

Getting someone high for the first time is an honor.. 

Shopping high is always a good idea!

May your coffee and cannabis kick in before reality does

Stoners' Thanksgiving Dinner!

Oh shit dat me

Cats can also smell weed

I bet my soul smells like weed

Please be careful when you smoke weed! 

All we want is to love, fuck and get high! 

This lamp also look really high

Weed won't break heart

Joint Custody!

Look like Barbie, Smoke Like Marley!

She brings good vibes indeed

Well, slap some icing on me and call me a cake, cause I'm fucking baked!

Milk and cookies is all what you need for a #420eve

Smoking weed together is my love language

I'm cool as fuck!

Chicken Pot Pie

If you ever miss 420...

Too high to give a fuck

Hi, I would like to buy 1 weed please! 

Keep blazing and stay amazing!

The possible reality about weed jokes!

If you're not my weed, don't get loud at me...

Grandma took my weed, so I took her wheelchair

Park and Spark

Are you an active marijuana user?

How was your day? 

Do ants have dicks?

Give me weed to accept the things I cannot

What am I gonna do? Say no?

What kind of drugs are we testing? 

Weed is absolutely a woman! 

I may not be smoking hot

Live everyday with the confidence of 15 yo kid

I smoke weed like a motherfucker! 

I didn't stir the pot, I smoked it! 

Simba and Mufasa! 

Stay Lit, Get Ripped...

Smoke all my weed once, fool me once... 

Always take your vitamins.. 

Are you an active marijuana user?

Meditate, medicate, Masturbate! 

I relate to CBD because... 

The Wisdom of a Broken Heart

Watching a documentary on Marijuana

Okay! But can we smoke first?!

Ever got so high you have to turn the volume down on the TV to taste your food.... 

Be wise beware, smoke me with care..

Somebody bring me weed...

I smoke weed coz punching people is frowned upon...

Paul McCartney being arrested for marijuana possession in Tokyo, Japan, 1980

Living the high life.. 

When you get to work so fucking high... 

From now on you can call me your highness...

Weed guy... 

I get stoned right before.... 

They smoke reefer near their children?! 

Can't we all just get a bong... 

The only thing weed kills is boredom

This too shall puff puff pass

Weed helps

The higher the better

Let's never forget who held us down all of 2020

Take a hit, all we have is now... 

A day in the life of a stoner

But two joints will make my night

Time to smoke weed.. 

You are who you roll with.. 

First hit of the day gets me like...

High as a kite...

Please no smoking... 

After this, I'm getting high..

Sit back with a fat joint... 

Each time you light your lighter... 

Cannabis! Let's cure alcoholism

Been a long day! 

I'm not as think as you stoned I am

You ain't never had a friend like me

I like big blunts and I cannot die

I can't go out tonight, I got some important shit going on

We are just in a very committed relationship

Pot! Hey it's cheaper than therapy! 

Not shy, just high

Weed your mind to bloom your soul

May your coffee and cannabis kick in before reality does

"Wanna smoke" texts are my favorite

Flower Power

Smoke more, worry less!

Cannabis! Give your brain the night off

If you can be happy, at least you can get high... 

High Fi Potspot!

Fire, Earth, Air and Water!

Fewer friends, less bullshit. Keep your circle small. Also, the blunt comes back faster

High hopes.. 

Potboy! 

Smoke your stress away

Let's get high

Smoking weed doesn't make you cool, but if you're cool, you probably smoke weed

Life is too short to not smoke weed

You had me at weed

Just a little high!

Red eyes, big smile... 

Don't worry, don't cry, smoke weed and fly high

High as duck!

Sativa to change the things I can...

I like to smoke with people who make me forget to look at my phone

Have a nice Jay!

Sweet dreams are made of weed

Study finds that a joint a day reduces risk of giving a shit

Need weed!

Sleep is my tolerance break! 

I miss getting high with you

Today's attitude; fuck it, let's get high!

I burn cannabis, sage and bridges

In sesh, please don't disturb! 

In Ganja weed trust

I hit more trees than a blind Tarzan

All these people love smoking weed

I'd hit that!

While other people are busy being fake, I'm busy getting baked

It's fine if you don't smoke weed, just don't kill my high

How about less yappity yap and a little more puff puff pass! 

Don't get the facts get in the way of your opinions 

Don't judge someone until you've shared a joint with them

The sun is high and so am I

All I do is smoke weed and mind my own business

9 ways to feel better if you get too high

Yes, I smoke it, and I support  it, and if that offends you, you need to do some research

Cannabis boiling (vaping points)

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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least 2 hours...

What I really look like on weed, and what society thinks I look like on weed

Who would you rather smoke weed with? 

Cannabis Edible Dosing

What do you do if you think your neighbor is smoking weed?

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed, and that's pretty close!

Cool Story Bitch, Now Pass The Blunt! 

Stoner Cat

How to Roll a joint

Wait, what was I mad about?

The way I roll! 

Living the high life! 

#710 - OIL!

Anxiety is a bitch!

Prohibition didn't work for alcohol, either. 

#LEGALIZEIT

Why I didn't text you back...

Keep One Rolled

In Bong We Trust! 

Work This out! 

How you hold your joint tells something about you

The different marijuana strains

This is Dick, Dick doesn't smoke weed so he doesn't think anyone else should. Don't be a dick!

His weed? I roll that. His heart? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife?. I am that

Stop referring to us as "weed smokers", from now on you can call us "your highness"

10 things to do high

I don't smoke weed to escape reality

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Marijuana is addictive in the sense that all great things in life are worth repeating

Cannabis Pioneer

That high moment when you start telling a story, and stop midway through because you forgot what the fuck you're talking about. 

 All you need is love

The Sun Goes down, the joint goes up

Do you smoke? 

 

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