Best Stoner Tweets of All Times - Funny weed tweets
Cannabis tweets is constantly scouring the Twitter for, not only with all the latest marijuana developments on a political and regulatory levefs, but also people's hilarious, and sometimes questionable, impressions and opinions.
____________________________________________________________Smoke all my weed once fool me once
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) January 21, 2016
Smoke all my weed twice fool me twice
Smoke all my weed three times fool me 3 times
My life 😂😂 #StonerProblems pic.twitter.com/bEaeh15wan
— Tiffany ♛ (@tiffanyyamber) May 31, 2014
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____________________________________________________________One time I got so high I tried to use the internet to find my cat's real parents.
— Zachary? (@GreenishDuck) August 17, 2014
____________________________________________________________Ever get so high you have to turn the volume down on the TV to taste your food?
— Princess Anús (@Slashleen) March 26, 2011
____________________________________________________________There are teenagers smoking pot in this parking lot I'm gonna throw an ax at them I bet you they get so paranoid
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) June 9, 2015
once I got so high that I answered my phone
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) September 22, 2014
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____________________________________________________________Ever been so high you realize that you've been watching a movie on TV for 30 minutes, minimized, on the guide screen?
— Entrée 3000 (@PaulyPeligroso) July 14, 2013
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 21, 2016____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________What it feels like to be high in public.. pic.twitter.com/P1x4N5Ylkq
— 420 Humor (@420Humor) August 12, 2014
____________________________________________________________Once I got so high I turned off all the lights and played Thriller on my headphones and got so scared I put on my bike helmet just in case.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) April 21, 2012
FUN GAME: go to your stoner friend's place today and KNOCK VERY LOUDLY ON THEIR FRONT DOOR.
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) April 20, 2015
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____________________________________________________________Boss: Are you high?
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) January 23, 2015
[Me watching him evaporate] I hope so.
____________________________________________________________What It Really Means When We Say We Are Hanging Out With Our #Friends pic.twitter.com/HCREEicqms
— Top Dank (@_TopDank_) August 7, 2014
____________________________________________________________Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
— jor ☪ (@Teencatpuke) August 15, 2014____________________________________________________________
— Just Peachy (@B1g_Me3ch) May 6, 2014
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____________________________________________________________4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 20, 2015
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 24, 2015____________________________________________________________
— Spencer Lenox Hicks (@SpencerLenox) March 29, 2012____________________________________________________________
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) August 13, 2013____________________________________________________________
i hope i made these pot brownies right pic.twitter.com/u5oJw8RtrG
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 4, 2014
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— Makeup💋 (@Makeup) April 20, 2015____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________When you're high as fuck and someone is telling you a story pic.twitter.com/fCZETeXl8f
— Weed Tweets ™ (@stillblazingtho) August 4, 2014
____________________________________________________________Some people like to stir the pot...
— 🍸 ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ 🍸 (@BriarSlyMalice) September 10, 2015
...I prefer to smoke it.
____________________________________________________________*Sprays weed killer at a local drug dealer* NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD PAL
— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) October 6, 2014
They say Marijuana is a gateway drug? To what? Taco bell?
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) March 25, 2015
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____________________________________________________________How I feel sometimes after I get to work. #StonerProblems pic.twitter.com/PpXVNbw09o
— ゆぅｰたそ。 (@JcOLvT0981) September 29, 2013
____________________________________________________________;Pretty sure every stoner had this problem at one point in there stoner life 😝 #stonerproblems ❤️💛💚 pic.twitter.com/iECYO1gMDL
— *Grïselda blancø💋 (@_StonerLyfe_) July 14, 2014
____________________________________________________________BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) June 21, 2013
____________________________________________________________It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— Big Ted (@Awk0Tacoo) March 19, 2013
— Pickup Lines! (@pickupIines) February 9, 2014
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____________________________________________________________lmaooo,,,#StonerProblems #StonerNation ... ;) pic.twitter.com/U8toY4UDa6
— laa laa loopsieeeexo (@loopsy_laa) November 29, 2013
____________________________________________________________'wake and bake' means smoking marijuana in the morning, but it's also a way too casual term for a cremation ceremony
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) September 4, 2015
#stonerproblems too true pic.twitter.com/sGB5qQ6o8X
— Bree ♡ (@goreandwhores) September 1, 2014
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____________________________________________________________if you have weed in your system, there's no telling what you're incapable of doing
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 18, 2014
____________________________________________________________It pisses me off when I see people dress like this, yes, we get it, you smoke weed... pic.twitter.com/arwllhIGWr
— UK Banter (@UKBanter) June 12, 2015
